causeallidoisdance:

risemboolrangersofficial:

h3yt3r3z1:

Vic Mignogna signed my Death Note three years ago. I think it’s defective…

Defective? Don’t forget that writing a name in the death note WITHOUT a description of death will result in a heart attack. Writing it WITH a description of death will make it follow those guidelines.By writing ‘Don’t Kill Me!’ in your Deathnote, Vic has essentially made himself immortal. Congratulations! ;)

There is a God and it is Vic
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causeallidoisdance:

risemboolrangersofficial:

h3yt3r3z1:

Vic Mignogna signed my Death Note three years ago. I think it’s defective…

Defective? Don’t forget that writing a name in the death note WITHOUT a description of death will result in a heart attack. Writing it WITH a description of death will make it follow those guidelines.By writing ‘Don’t Kill Me!’ in your Deathnote, Vic has essentially made himself immortal. Congratulations! ;)

There is a God and it is Vic
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causeallidoisdance:

risemboolrangersofficial:

h3yt3r3z1:

Vic Mignogna signed my Death Note three years ago. I think it’s defective…

Defective? Don’t forget that writing a name in the death note WITHOUT a description of death will result in a heart attack. Writing it WITH a description of death will make it follow those guidelines.

By writing ‘Don’t Kill Me!’ in your Deathnote, Vic has essentially made himself immortal. Congratulations! ;)

There is a God and it is Vic

kurenaiwataru:

mousathe14:

ankoku37:

brianthuff:

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

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"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."

"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."

"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."

"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."

"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."

"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”

"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."

"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."

"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."

I CANT BREATHE

"In your attempt to throw your javelin, you accidentally impale yourself. Roll your damage."

"Congratulations. The outhouse has upended itself and all the shit inside it is now on you."

"You attempt a beautiful ballad, but instead it sounds like the choking of a dying dog who is gasping for its final breath of air."

"You fail your bullrush attempt and fall off the cliff. We get to see your underwear as you fall. They’re pink and flowery." "But I’m a male dwarf." "And a very cute one, at that."

"You fall in love with yourself. You touch yourself to make sure you feel fantastic."

"A classic: Rocks fall, but only you die. You made a landslide. The rocks are patting you on the back."

"Your clothes are missing." "They were magic clothes that never leave my body." "Oops, I meant your body is missing. You’re dead."

"While swinging your sword, you accidentally chop off your own head."

"You find no nature in this forest. You are now the worst druid ever and all your druidic friends laugh at you whenever they see you."

"Your elven eyes find your own hands, and they are quite lovely. For everyone else, you see the trap that your distracted elf is about to walk carelessly into because he is so enthralled with his own beauty."

True tales from the tabletop.

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